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Another attempt resulted in ...

No go.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Can you show pictures of your penis, big or small?

Unacceptable again!

So they tried

Still no good

Chairman Comer Subpoenas Dr. O’Connor Over Cover-Up Of Biden’s Mental Decline - United States House Committee on Oversight and Accountability - (.gov)

share office space ...

No way

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Is it possible to make cars that run on water instead of gasoline or other fossil fuels? Why haven't we done so yet?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

They put up a sign reading

Is Replika conscious?

—

So, the docs changed it to read

Minds and Behinds

I’ve often wondered why fans aren’t deployed on GBBO during warm weather? I’ve seen too many desserts melt (and bakers too…). (I live in Pompano Beach and we try to use fans in lieu of AC as much as possible).

Freaks and Cheeks

Next, they tried...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

China Considers Ordering Hundreds of Airbus Jets in Major Deal - Bloomberg.com

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Just Forget it!

2025 Stanley Cup Finals Preview: Can Connor McDavid Finally Do It? - The Ringer

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good.

SpaceX adds 27 Starlink satellites to constellation after successful launch from California (video) - Space

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Nuts and Butts

Canadian Robot Finds a Weight Beneath the Ocean Equivalent to 250 Million Elephants - Jason Deegan

Then came..

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Hysterias & Posteriors

Report: Patriots have no plans to release Stefon Diggs - NBC Sports

Everyone loved it.

No, not a chance

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I took a video of my serve (60 FPS) and it took 0.4 seconds from my racket to the service line. How fast would you say my serve was?

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Catatonics & High Colonics

Blake Lively Insists She Is Not Dropping Emotional Distress Claims Against Justin Baldoni, Despite What His Lawyers Say & Her Lawyers Seem To Have Said - Deadline

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